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Master of the Sword, Not the English

 Sueyoshi Akeshi: Jo, Bokken, Sword DVD He’s the quickest draw in the East or the West. Sueyoshi Akeshi struggles with his English, but his point is clear: No one has faster iaido techniques. If he were in a duel with a Japanese samurai, Akeshi would unsheathe his katana, dispatch his opponent, and have time for a coffee break before his foe even touched the hilt of his sword. Akeshi, a Buddhist monk and baseball fan, packs the 60-minute “Jo – Bokken – Sword” Masterclass Samurai Arts DVD full of information, so he does not spend a lot of time on each lesson. You’ll miss the chapter on footwork if you blink. Sensei Akeshi obviously assumes you know how to move forward in zenkutsu dachi from previous martial arts practice, yet his style is unique: Just keep both feet at a 45-degree angle and lean forward. Akeshi wisely demonstrates techniques with a jo (short staff) before moving on to iaido practice with a live blade. Don’t be fooled, though, even these “basic” techniques can caus

Loss of Shakespeare

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In early 2011, a litter of a dozen or so mixed pit bull puppies was found in box next to a dumpster. The finder surrendered them to the Amarillo Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, which sent out a call for people to foster them until they were ready for adoption. My wife and I had recently lost another dog of ours named Jake and decided to lend a hand. We took home a girl and a boy and named them Lady and Shakespeare. We had no idea of the journey that awaited us. They soon came down with kennel cough and ringworm. When the SPCA suggested we bring them back, it was like being punched in the gut. We could not give them up. We had never owned pit bulls before, but they had won us over within a week’s time. We wound up adopting them ourselves. Shakespeare was goofy and a bit klutzy—perhaps because he was bow-legged—and he bumped his head into the wall more than once. He loved his belly rubs, rides in the car, and going to the park. He had a gentle spirit and loving heart.

Lady and Shakespeare

June 6, 2011 My wife, Julia, and I had wanted another dog ever since our 10-year-old golden retriever died suddenly in October 2010. When the SPCA took in a large litter of pit bull puppies and called on volunteers to provide foster homes, we couldn’t say no. We had never considered getting a pit bull to replace our beloved Jake, but fostering one seemed OK. After all, it would just be temporary, right? When we got a look at the puppies, we could hardly believe how small they were. By holding a couple, we also quickly discovered how affectionate they can be. They weren’t ready to be taken home yet, so we had to go back a couple of weeks later. We wanted two—a male and a female—so they could keep one another company. With about ten excited puppies nipping at our feet, it was hard to choose, especially since they almost all looked alike. Fortunately, two of the pups seemed to choose us. Could they be the same ones we had held before? The pups had grown and were very lively, but they stil

Eat, Play, Love

The sudden death of my dog, Jake, on October 9, 2010, was quite a blow. I had only known him for a little more than 2 years. He had been “mine” full time for merely a year and a half, and I am grateful for every minute of that. My employment from home enabled me to spend more time with Jake than most people get to with their pets. I got to take him for frequent walks. The first time I put a leash on him, he basically dragged me down the street. With time and this year’s protracted summer weather, the walks became less frequent. The heat wore him out more easily, and he simply couldn’t walk as far as he could a year ago. On the final stretch of our last few walks, I nearly had to drag him home. He was the first dog I was allowed to call mine since the 8 th grade. Between Jake and the three cats in our household, Julia and I had our hands full. The dog, however, was my chief responsibility. I fed him every morning. When opportunity allowed, I took him for a ride in the car. (Jake love

Why Do Americans Suck at Spelling?

When I used to work as a product review screener, I was constantly reminded of how poorly the average American writes. It was baffling and infuriating, especially when so much technology exists that can point out spelling and grammar mistakes on the fly. Nevertheless, barring any outright profanity or threats of violence, reviews resembling the one below were perfectly fine to approve for publication. If I were Master of the Internet, no content showing blatant ignorance of the rules of spelling and grammar would ever find their way onto the Web. I love this phone! The positives far outway the negatives! ok let me list the drawbacks, the  batter life could be better. However, if you use it only for the phones like features, it couls last three days (at least it did for me) but when I start using the APPS well that drains the hell out of it! keep a charger handy both at home and vehicle. Only other aspect is that its touch screen to your fingertips, and personally I have long nails and

Warum Profiübersetzer?

Manche potentiellen Kunden von Sprachdienstleistungen dürften sich folgende Fragen stellen: „Warum soll ich mich an einen Profiübersetzer wenden? Sie sind doch zu teuer. Ich habe Mittlere Reife (bzw. sogar Abitur) in Englisch gemacht. Ich kann’s genauso gut.“ Falls Sie keinen akademischen Abschluss in einer Fremdsprache besitzen, kommen Sie vielleicht in Versuchung kommen, einen maschinellen Übersetzer wie zum Beispiel Google Translate zu benutzen. Der wird doch eine brauchbare Übersetzung in null Komma nix ausspucken, oder? Anhand folgendes Beispiels einer echten Stellenanzeige dürfte klar sein, wieso man unbedingt Übersetzungsaufgaben qualifizierten Fachkräften überlassen soll. Ihre Aufgabe: Sie übersetzen Texte in der Spezialität einzahlend aus dem Deutsch ins Englisch für ihre internationale Kundschaft. Nach einer Ausbildungsphase an ihrem Ort in Zürichen oder Basel findet sein Gebrauch mit Ein von ihrer Fremdlandagentur mittels örtliche Positionenbedingungen in Madrids oder Lo

War or Peace: Two Approaches to Achieving Civil Rights

John Ralston Alan Cox U.S. History 1302-003 19 September 2019 War or Peace: Two Approaches to Achieving Civil Rights Following the miserable failure of Reconstruction after the Civil War, America’s black population spent the next century striving for the civil rights that had been supposedly bestowed upon them by the 14 th and 15 th Amendments. A grassroots movement brought to the fore two strategies for attaining undeniable civil rights: nonviolent protest and black nationalism. Their respective proponents were Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., and Malcom X. Even though Dr. King and Malcom X encouraged different paths in the struggle to overcome racial segregation and disenfranchisement, they did agree on two key points. First, blacks in the United States were not free, not even 100 years after the Emancipation Proclamation. In a second delivery of his fiery speech entitled “The Ballot or the Bullet,” Malcom X proclaimed, “If you’re black, you were born in jail” (Detroit, Apr

The Old Switcheroo: Realignment of Democratic and Republican Party Ideologies

by John Ralston, ©2020   Throughout 2020, some Americans became concerned that people were “erasing” the country’s history. Social media pundits, i.e., the average Jack and Jill, posted and reposted copious amounts of information about the supposedly true identities of the Democratic and Republican Parties. The purpose of this historical survey is to restore what those purported history buffs think they have lost. This essay will elucidate the gradual shift of the Republican party from its stance against slavery to its support for racial segregation. Today’s Republican party is no longer the “party of Lincoln” and has forfeited any legitimate right to make that claim. Though highly general, this text covers a wide span of time. The best way for anyone to be certain whether history is somehow disappearing would be to read a history book or take a class. Those who are not fond of reading ought to question their devotion to history and the facts represented by historical events. Philosoph